Is your relationship entirely too smooth? Need to bring up those resentments but don't have the opportunity? Have you considered a tandem bicycle, the ultimate relationship accelerator? We bought this one back in the naughts, it's served us well, but with the quadricycle it's time to sell it and get the garage space back. And this is the easiest way to get the picture over to my computer from my phone...

Just posted this foot tall ceramic rooster on the local free stuff group, and managed to avoid referring to it as a 12" cock. I think I deserve a cookie.

Neighbor gave us this bottle of Travinni Vineyards Two Dog Cabernet Sauvignon 2019, apparently his friends are involved in the creation of it, and I don't drink much these days, but dang this got my attention. Fruity, but not sweet, didn't want to be drunk fast, but in a world where when I drink it's generally a project or something gifted this made me think I'd go looking for it.